Here is a guide on how to get all 66 achievements in The Crackpet Show.
Toad Slayer
Kill Mega Toad boss
Sludge Cleaner
Kill Sludge Swine boss
Holy Moly
Kill Epix Mole boss
Fitless
Kill Body Positive Hamster boss
Dewormed
Kill Wormy Cat boss
Party Over
Kill DJ Horse boss
Flush the Toilet
Kill Toilet Monkey boss
From Dusk Till Dawn
Kill Mad Bat boss
Emotional Killer
Kill Emo Hedgehog boss
Interregnum
Kill Junk Queen boss
Failed Experiment
Kill Lionstein boss
Break the Glass
Kill Ass’inGlass boss
No More Hugs!
Kill Blind Hugger boss
Tentakill
Kill Wack-a-Ctopus
Corpse in the Shell
Kill Giant Turtle
Fartricide
Kill Blood Brothers
I think this section is not needed? Well, since you’re looking through this guide, then you’ve already gone through the whole game, right?
Good Student
Finish tutorial stage
Thanks, LoanSharks!
You have to pass the room by killing dummies instead of enemies
I don’t like crowds
Kill 999 viewers
The real man
You cannot stay in the store for more than 2 seconds. That is, you have to run through the store with jerks in 2 or less seconds.
Newbie
Do 1 run
Rookie
Do 10 runs
Stubborn
Do 50 runs
Marathoner
Do 100 runs
Free Marketer
Sell a weapon in the shop
Arms Dealer
Sell 20 weapons in the shop
Rising Star
Get 1000 likes in a single run
Influencer
Get 3000 likes in a single run
Celebrity
Get 5000 likes in a single run
Uselessness
Destroy 200 barrels
Better Safe Than Sorry
Take 2 pistols from the menu.
Choose a character class, throw away the cannon, choose another character class and pick up the abandoned cannon. That’s all, the achievement is yours.
Rambo
Kill 1000 enemies
Trapper!
Die from traps/spikes
Well, that was impressive
To die from a rat.
Oniomania
Spend a total of 10k in shop
Survival Instinct
Kill 30 enemies at one health without healing
MacGyver
Use 10 different items
Pacifist
Clear stage without using any weapons or offensive items
This achievement can be achieved with the help of three perks:
Spike Skin
Poison skin
Dash attack
That is, you have to touch the enemy with your skin, and he will die, and if you use a dash attack, then you have to kill the enemy with a bullet that appears during the jerk.
Well, have you done all the easiest things? Okay, okay, try the following achievements.
Meat Shield
Get hit 20 times in the single run
Instagram Model
Get max possible points in Social or Fame stage
Speedrunner
Complete any level within 5 mins
Risk-taker
Finish episode without picking up any weapon, special item, or healing heart
Stray heart
Complete the level without healing
Flawless Victory
Complete the level without taking damage.
Can’t Touch This
Defeat any boss without using a dash
Flawless
Kill a boss without getting hit
You know you can switch weapons, right?
Defeat the boss with classic weapons.
You will not be able to complete this achievement with someone who is taking a Risk. Why? Because this achievement must be achieved by raising weapons. You can complete the level with other weapons, but you need to defeat the boss with a classic one.
Shifty
Sell the Golden Gun in the shop
Life Beyond the State
Buy the Golden Gun in the shop
Midas Touch
Kill 100 enemies with the Golden Gun
Have A Blast
Kill 3 enemies with 1 mine
Fashionista
Get boots and use invisibility special
Golden Shot
Kill yourself with the Stimpack
Thiccc
You’re a piece of sh@t, bi@#h!
Okay, I had to vent my anger here. I was most unlucky with this achievement, I probably spent 2 hours on it. But okay, I won’t dwell on it for a long time, here’s how to do it: find 2 perks: spike skin and poison skin. After you take 2 of these perks in ONE GO, the achievement will be yours.
Anger Management
You need to find 2 perks: maniac, rage. After finding it, you lower your health to 1/2/3, depending on your pumping of these perks, and that’s it, you did well, the achievement was done.
Close call
Win an episode with half a heart left
For the fans
Complete the level without killing a single spectator. Enemies can kill them.
Perk Master
Unlock all perks
Items Master
Unlock all special items
Weapons Master
Unlock all weapons
That’s all, you have made all the difficult achievements, you are well done, great job.
At least you tried
To die trying to revive a friend
I Need A Hero
Revive a friend
Am I Playing With Bots?
Revive other players more than five times in a single stage
Dead Weight
Die more than three times in co-op in a single stage
Ninja
Take the new weapon 3 times in a row in the coop mode
You are sh&$! at QTE
Make 10 mistakes at a time when you and an ally are competing for a perk.
Thanks to FanDan SyperDan for his great guide, all credit to his effort. you can also read the original guide from Steam Community. enjoy the game.