Purrfect Apawcalypse Patches’ Infurno: All Achievements Guide

Forget that you’re playing as Patches in this game.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
4. Talk with Mittens and Whiskers, get them to max hearts.
5. Talk with Doug, get him to 1 heart and ask for chocolate.
6. Bake Whisker’s and Doug’s cake.
7. Give the cake to Whiskers and talk with Doug.
8. Bake Brownie’s cake.
9. Talk with Coco, apologize, then talk with her again.
10. Attend class.
11. Talk with Olive.
12. Talk with Angel and Luna, look away.
13. Talk with Luna and Holly, get them to max hearts.
14. Keep trying to talk to Angel and keep looking away.
15. Follow Angel and accept it.
16. Talk to Felix and get him to max hearts.
17. Talk with Olive.
18. Go for lunch.
19. Get Felix to max hearts and Ginger to one heart.
20. Talk with Olive and share with them.
21. Attend class.
22. Help Ginger speak.
23. Get Rover and Tigger to max hearts then start the game.
24. Thank Sparky.
25. Get the knife from Patches locker.
26. Talk with Ginger and change.
27. Heal everyone.

Realise that you’re playing as Patches.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Be nice.
4. Talk with Mittens and Whiskers, get them to max negative hearts.
5. Talk with Doug, get him to 1 negative heart and ask for chocolate.
6. Bake Whisker’s and Doug’s cake.
7. Cake Doug’s face.
8. Lie for Whiskers.
9. Poison then bake Brownie’s cake.
10. Talk with Coco, return to class, then talk with her again.
11. Get the knife and kill Brownie.
12. Attend class.
13. Talk with Olive and get them to 1 negative heart.
14. Talk with Angel and Luna, stare at Angel.
15. Talk with Luna and Holly, get them to max negative hearts.
16. Keep trying to talk to Angel and keep staring at him.
17. Follow Angel and lock him in Patches locker.
18. Talk to Felix and get him to max negative hearts.
19. Talk with Olive.
20. Go for lunch.
21. Get Ginger to one negative heart.
22. Talk with Olive and keep it to yourself.
23. Attend class.
24. Interrupt her.
25. Get Rover, Tigger and Sparky to max negative hearts, sabotage the ball then start the game.
26. Talk with Ginger and kill her.
27. Go back to Patches locker and kill Angel.
28. Kill everyone.

Why you bully me?
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through the home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Get through literature.
6. Go for lunch.
7. Get through lunch.
8. Attend class.
9. Interrupt her.
10. Get through gym class.
11. Talk with Ginger and don’t change.

It hurts to read the name of this achievement.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Get through literature.
6. Go for lunch.
7. Get through lunch.
8. Attend class.
9. Interrupt her.
10. Get through gym class.
11. Get the knife and kill Ginger.

I wonder where Patches went.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Keep trying to talk to Angel and keep staring at him.
6. Follow Angel and lock him in Patches locker.
7. Get through the rest of literature.
8. Go for lunch.
9. Get through lunch.
10. Attend class.
11. Interrupt her.
12. Get through gym class.
13. Talk with Ginger and kill her.
14. Go back to Patches locker and kill Angel.

It’s all because of this inferior twinks body.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Keep trying to talk to Angel and keep staring at him.
6. Get the knife.
7. Follow Angel and try to kill him.

Must have been a terrible apology video.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Be nice.
4. Talk with Doug and ask for chocolate.
5. Bake Whisker’s and Doug’s cake.
6. Cake Doug’s face.
7. Lie for Whiskers.
8. Bake Brownies cake.
9. Talk with Coco and apologize.

It was worth it.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Be nice.
4. Talk with Doug and ask for chocolate.
5. Bake Whisker’s and Doug’s cake.
6. Give the cake to Whiskers and talk to Doug.
7. Poison then bake Brownie’s cake.
8. Talk with Coco, apologize, then talk with her again.
9. Get the knife and kill Brownie.
10. Attend class.
11. Get through literature.
12. Go for lunch.
13. Get through lunch.
14. Attend class.
15. Get through gym class.
16. Heal everyone.

Epic fail.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Get through literature.
6. Go for lunch.
7. Get through lunch.
8. Attend class.
9. Interrupt her.
10. Sabotage the ball and throw it at Sparky’s head.

I can’t belive Brownie just left to let Coco do everything by herself.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Be nice.
4. Talk with Doug and ask for chocolate.
5. Bake Whisker’s and Doug’s cake.
6. Give the cake to Whiskers and talk to Doug.
7. Poison then bake Brownie’s cake.
8. Talk with Coco, apologize, then talk with her again.
9. Get the knife (or don’t) and kill Brownie.

Patches is acting kinda sussy, because you know, he is the impostor. Now laugh.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Be nice.
4. Talk with Doug and ask for chocolate.
5. Bake Whisker’s and Doug’s cake.
6. Cake Doug’s face.
7. Tell the truth.

Just make sure it’s not poisoned.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
4. Bake Brownie’s cake.
5. Talk with Coco, apologize, then talk with her again.

Bunch of nerds reading.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Talk with Olive.
6. Talk with Angel and Luna, look away.
7. Keep trying to talk to Angel and keep looking away.
8. Follow Angel and accept it.
9. Get through the rest of literature.

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t recommend this food.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Get through literature.
6. Go for lunch.
7. Talk with Olive and share with them.

[Insert a comment here]
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Get through literature.
6. Go for lunch.
7. Get through lunch.
8. Attend class.
9. Help Ginger speak.
10. Get Rover and Tigger to max hearts then start the game.
11. Thank Sparky.

The boring option.
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Get through literature.
6. Go for lunch.
7. Get through lunch.
8. Attend class.
9. Get through gym class.
10. Heal everyone.

The exciting option!
How to get it:

1. Skip the intro.
2. Attend class.
3. Get through home EC.
4. Attend class.
5. Get through literature.
6. Go for lunch.
7. Get through lunch.
8. Attend class.
9. Get through gym class.
10. Kill everyone.

By Agnox