Overwatch 2: Waifu Guide, Analysis and Tierlist

Overwatch features a diverse cast of 17 female characters (not including new heroes). Each of them possesses unique personalities, apperance and backstories. This guide will focus on analyzing every aspect of their apperance and Waifu energy. In this sections, we’ll categorize the female characters with fully detailed analyze of every one of them, from best to worst.

• Tracer – [Let’s start with the most iconic Waifu, Lena Oxton, the true perfection. This cute, petite, British tomboy is a peak of character design and undoubtedly one of the most exciting Waifu material. Her joyful and slightly quirky (autistic) personality is a perfect fit from my perspective, and let’s not forget about her generous big ass in that tight latex suit she wears. An interesting fact is how her face stands out, setting her apart from the rest of the female cast (Every Overwatch female character uses the same face template model, except for Tracer; she’s different. Believe me) Her adorable freckled face, her jaw-dropping body, her personality – it’s evident that she’s spreading a strong Waifu energy from her. There’s not much more I need to say, given how flawlessly perfect she is. It’s completely clear and understandable why she deserves the S-Tier ranking. Tomboys are undoubtedly the future of society.]
  
• Mercy – [It has been challenging for me to place Mercy in the S-tier due to her awful gameplay and fanbase in the game, but she fits wonderfully in the S-Tier Waifu category. Ms. Ziegler is an optimistically charming women without any shortcomings when it comes to Waifu ranking. Besides her appealing facial features, she also possesses a unique trait among all the Overwatch females – her breasts are notably BIG for a female Overwatch character. Yes, they are literally the largest of the entire female cast. I won’t delve too deeply into discussing her dumb truck, as it’s widely agreed to be tasty and sniffable so easily deserving an S-Tier rating. Overall, I believe we can all can agree that Mercy makes a nice Waifu, without a doubt. However, I still suggest in next lore update, she gets hit by a truck and dead forever.]
  
• Brigitte – [Noble, muscular, hard-working and insanely thick all the way around – Brigitte embodies all the qualities of good Waifu material with such trairts. Her eternal loyalty shines through her journey alongside with Reinhardt, showcasing her commitment to loved ones. And yes, she could even be loyal to such smelly, stinky, reeking Overwatch fan as you, so that’s a good thing to have in her. Ignoring the fact that Overwatch 1 is dead at some parts due to her, she still remaines a charmin and delightful Waifu material for me, her perfection extends to every aspect, almost overshadowing the fate she gave to Overwatch 1. Yeah, so, at the end she assumes the role of the perfect Scandinavian mommy. Also she has a chubby thick female cat so bonuses i guess. Enjoy you’re apple pie with her.]
  
• Junker Queen – [I’m actually impressed how I got into the conclusion to put her on S-Tier, but then I thought for a second, she literally have “Queen” in her name, so that couldn’t be ignored. Speaking of her qualities, she may not embody the same gentleness and romanticism as Mercy or Brigitte, but she totally got the HUGE potential being a decent Waifu. The fact that she’s a big, high muscular dommy mommy just overshadowing all her personality issues. Despite her occasional psycho tendencies and crazyness (though it’s worth noting that her cinematic portrayed her as intelligent and expedient), her substantial attributes outweigh these aspects. Presently, she stands as one of the most thickiest Overwatch Waifus. The added bonus of her having an actually charming face (This is in contrast to, for instance, Sojourn, who boasts appealing thighs but falls short in the facial features) Moreover, her goth girl apperance actually provoking something wild in me. Muscular and authoritative Waifus certainly possess a magnetic pull that resonates with many fine men.]
  

• Widowmaker – [Despite the extremely boring character she has in-game and in lore, her thick thighs, round ass and charming face are literally saving her from being relegated to the B-Tier. (Although I do believe she just has scoliosis, which is why it’s so round.) Anyways, I’m not sure about the extent of her Waifu potential in terms of her personality, but we’re gathered here to activate our neurons, not to delve into every aspect of character lore, right? So solid A-Tier, but I still aware she’s might be a bit difficult to handle in her current brainwashed state, but hey, maybe you’re the one who will fix her? So good luck.]
  
• Sombra – [Sombra, our beloved big-booty Latina, possesses a personality that matches her appearance – she’s based. I can’t think of anything else that could bring a man happiness other than having a personal Waifu who can cover your rent and all your debts with a move of a hand, without hurting your financial status. Her vast intelligence combined with her hot, tanned face and figure grants us the best Waifu appearance that a man could ever ask for. Although within her based personality, there are some drawbacks; she’s not as loyal and pure as the other Overwatch females, which is understandable given her antihero/evil character. So, it’s up to you whether she becomes your loyal Latina maiden or if you’ll be her hacked cuck. Solid A-Tier; if luck is on your side, I swear she will go wild on bed with you.]
  
• Ashe – [Imagine being part of the Deadlock gang and not allowing yourself to engage with her 39-year-old badussy. I’m aware she carries some sort of mommy/daddy issues, but all in all, she presents herself quite like an admirably Waifu. She doesn’t lean too heavily towards being entirely evil nor exceptionally pure. My only hang-up with her is her age of 39. You can’t convince me that her kitty doesn’t look like a flat tire cloaked in wrinkles. I understand that her facial skin seems to be in good condition and her body is just cheff kiss, but the reality isn’t that straightforward – her entire skin isn’t necessarily youthful and pristine. She also have Bob with her so she’s cool, nothing much to say after that.]
  
• Ana – [No, I will not mention her old apperance, I’m not that down bad. Basically just a good Waifu with well expirienced mommy status, quite tall, got a cake on her (just try to look under that cloak of her, flabergasting) and has a nice tanned skin. The only issue she has it’s her whole beauty is in the long past. I mean, sure, you can still be count her as Waifu but it’ll give some quite… weird position. But she still got her mommy expirience so if you need someone to tuck you in, that’s a nice choice.]
  
• D.VA – [Classic. A Waifu with the most firmly established reputation as “nothing more than just an NSFW character.” I’m certain many of you fell in love with D.VA after watching all those 20k videos featuring her, but don’t allow those ass-buffs and 4k voiced SFM Animations to deceive you. I’m uncertain about what transpired with her after the Overwatch 2 release, apart from her ass-buff; however, she does seem to have adopted a slightly different attitude. Basic bratty e-girl: Her voice is rather off-putting with an accent (it was noticeable in OW1, but now it feels even worse with this new personality of hers), and she insults most characters during her dialog interactions for seemingly no reason. She unnecessarily employs modern terms like “omw,” “cringe,” “skill issue,” and so forth. Bro, like we get it, youre a gamer girl, stop. Adding to this, considering Overwatch is set in the future, D.VA must sound incredibly out-of-touch to everyone else. Her saying “cringe” and “skill issue” is akin to someone saying “let us commence forth” and “thou art” or referencing advice animals and the “me gusta” meme. I’ve never felt any attraction to her, yet for some inexplicable reason, she ranks as one of the most popular Overwatch Waifu candidates. I often believed this is only my personal issue, that’s why I won’t move her further or lower than A-Tier.]
  

• Mei – [“C” – for China, “F” – for Fat. But to be honest, Mei is a smart, charming, chubby Waifu. However, her awkward NPC-like personality frustrates me every time. I’m not sure what issue Blizzard has with Asian females, but for some reason, each of them either has an NPC personality, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ personality, or a cringeworthy personality, but at least Mei maintains a positive demeanor and avoids displaying any hostile tendencies towards other characters, unlike Kiriko or D.VA. With her shyness and awkwardness, she becomes an easy target to pick-up – perhaps even the only Overwatch girl you could claim for yourself. Overall, an extremely shy, chubby Chinese woman. I would actually place her in the A-Tier. But no, her current character is just too much to handle – constant cringe mixed with NPC-like traits is overwhelming. Nevertheless, she’s nice and you have her as a Waifu – good job.]
  
• Kiriko – [I’m certain your weeb-ass might have some significant questions regarding my decision to place Kiriko in the B-Tier. However, if you’ve read my discussions about D.Va’s and Mei’s Waifu potential, you’re probably beginning to grasp the full picture. Her personality, damn it, is what has dampened her Waifu potential. What we witnessed in her cinematic was a composed and “big sister” kind of character who treated everyone with equal respect. In-game, it’s a different story: passive-aggressive behavior. Regardless of how pleasant the character she’s interacting with is, whether it’s Reinhardt or Lucio, there’s an undercurrent of passive-aggression. Imagine how she would treat you personally now considering basic lifestyle of an Overwatch player. While such a character type might be an interesting departure from the support cast, it’s a massive NO for her Waifu potential. I’d give you a 90% chance she’d end up cheating on you that if you were in a relationship. To be honest, she truly doesn’t even have any cake on her, but okay, fine – her kawaii, cute face does contribute to her Waifu appeal. But still It’s a hard B-Tier from me.]
  
• Pharah – [Is it bad if I say that the most likable thing about Pharah is her mother? Don’t mind me, she has a nice build body of a military women with a six-packed abs, but come on, she have more strong personality of a rock than Widowmaker. What Pharah had so far to open her personality: 1. ‘Mission Statement’ Comic. (May 2016) 2. One cameo in Reflections comic. (December 2016) 3. Cassidy New Blood Vol.2. (mid-December 2021) 4. Tiny filler story short that confirms her sexuality. (June 2023)
  Pharah is too dry as hell, when she supposed to be wet. Literally non of these comics or her in-game dialogs will make something besides solid rock from her personality. But enough about her constant mommy issues and rock personality, let’s rate her bodyform at least, because this is where the real Waifu treasure is kept. Her Summer Games skin revealed that she has a nice dominant bodyform (if you ignore her legs looking like a chicken legs), has a nice six-pack of abs and a nice tan lines around her toes.]
  

• Moira – [Desperately hated by the players for her appearance, and I can’t help but agree with that sentiment, her face literally looks like she smells like cheese. She’s also injected some virus into her, leaving her hand purple and now she looks nasty that before. Poor women can’t catch a break from the constant harassment of her appearance. Despite this, her voice has a captivating quality that makes me drooling. Her long legs, distinctive eye colors and skinny nerd body might appeal to some tastes after all, everyone has their different fetishes after all. But if you’re basic titties and ass enjoyer like me, you’ll probably agree with me that Moira doesn’t give much of a Waifu energy from her. She’s also sounds like she’s speaking some devil language when she speaks Irish.]
  
• Echo – [Listen, I won’t take into consideration the fact that she can transform into anything she wants, as that wouldn’t be fair. First and foremost, Echo is essentially a robot without any sexual characteristics or bodyparts of it. While you could potentially use her face for “this” purpose, it’s important to note that her face is essentially just a hologram of her face, not a real face. So, in terms of physicality, you’re left with only her hands, which won’t make much of a joyful interactions in your relationships lifestyle. Additionally, she has a large forehead, and contrary to what many people say, she doesn’t possess big thighs; it’s just that her leg pieces spread out quite wide open, so it’s basically just an illusion. True, she has a pleasant personality, but I have to ask: Is that enough for you to have a proud Waifu relationship with her? Maybe… With a nice amount of love from both of you. But for us, Overwatch players lack of robotussy makes her impossible to count as a nice Waifu.]
  
• Sojourn – [Even thought her thighs are extremely huge she’s still a proper pass in the Waifu tierlist. Again basic problem like Pharah have, personality of a rock, like the only time I giggled from her is when her mains spam “Croissant” across the whole map with her, that’s all to be honest. But not that it really matters with thighs like her’s, imagine the clapping sounds, but her face is a huge miss to! If only Blizzard tried to make her more pleasant, she would be a solid A-Tier or S-Tier, but unfortunately for males, we were blessed with nice ass, but wrecked face. I guess such is the price of the perfect balance of horniness, but it’s totally a dissaster damage for her Waifu energy. Solid C-Tier.]
  

• Orisa – I don’t have enough weird fetishes in me to put her further than that.]
  
• Zarya – [If your Waifu is Zarya, stop lying to yourself; she’s not. Muscular females may be the weakness of many fine men, but Zarya’s physique has become is overly too much, too much of a bulky bodyform. I’m not attempting to display any racist attitude towards her Russian origins, but let’s be real – her accent and her slow manner of speech are awful. Everything about her serves as an archetype of an bad Waifu material. There’s not much more to say; she simply lacks appeal from every angle. I won’t even try to somehow logically analyze her, that’s the worst female in the entire cast.]
  

Thanks to Kokainkazakhstan for his great guide, all credit to his effort. you can also read the original guide from Steam Community. enjoy the game.