This is a list of all the Gauntlet Event’s and outcomes as of update 1.1.0.5
Altar of debauchery
[Ghul] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 4⚔️ Deck Cycle: boss takes ⚔️4
[Deava] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 1⚔️ Deck Cycle: Destroy a random minion
[Shaitan] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 1⚔️ Countdown: 💜8
[Haze Imp] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 1⚔️ Deck Cycle: Gain a Soul Gem to your hand
[Sarvar] Glyph 3 – Auto: ❤️1 Deck Cycle: 🃏-1
Pray to the altar: [Depraved Pact] – Cost 4🔷 Reveal: 2 Phantom ally Glyphs and summon 1 of them.
[Ghul] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 4⚔️ Deck Cycle: boss takes ⚔️4
[Deava] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 1⚔️ Deck Cycle: Destroy a random minion
[Shaitan] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 1⚔️ Countdown: 💜8
[Haze Imp] Glyph 3 – Auto: you take 1⚔️ Deck Cycle: Gain a Soul Gem to your hand}
[Sarvar] Glyph 3 – Auto: ❤️1 Deck Cycle: 🃏-1
Break the altar: [Mark of the Beast] – Take 1⚔️Gain 🔷1
Angel’s Mercy
Power: [Angel’s Blessing] – 🛡️1; Promote
Wisdom: [Intimate Knowledge] Cost 2🔷 – Gain: a random Nox spell card to your hand
[Nox Aegrus] Cost 1🔷 – Target -4🛡️
[Nox Bio] Cost 1🔷 – Deck cycle: ❤️2
[Nox Caelum] Cost 1🔷 – ⚔️2 piercing:
[Nox Defungo] Cost 1🔷 – Destroy a random minion
[Nox Exitium] Cost 1🔷 – ⚔️1 to all minions
[Nox Furor] Cost 1🔷 – ⚔️1 promote:
[Nox Gero] Cost 1🔷 – 🃏+2
[Nox Imperium] Cost 1🔷 – Target glyph gains ⏳2 or target glyph losses -2⏳
[Nox Letitia] Cost 1🔷 – 3🛡️
Courage: [Angel’s Mercy] – ❤️1; Promote
Barnyard Bash
[Rancher] Glyph 2 – Deck Cycle: Destroy: a random minion
[Cowgirl] Glyph 4 – Deck Cycle: Gain: a Pumpkin Juice card to your hand;
[Pumpkin Juice] – Target ally glyph ⏳2 or 🔷2 💜2
Inspect the house: [Night Terror] Cost 1⚡- Exhaust: Summon: Knight Terror ally glyph or ❤️4
[Knight Terror] – Auto: 🃏-1 Deal ⚔️2 to Boss
Bird’s Nest
[Warm Harpy Egg] glyph 10 – Countdown: Summon: imprinted Harpy; Deck cycle -1⏳
[Imprinted Harpy] – Deck Cycle: Boss takes ⚔️4
♥♥♥♥ them: [Hypnospores] – Target -4🛡️
Offer herself to the futa: [Superoviposition] – Revival: 2 Spawn cards and Gain: 1 to your hand;
[Hungry Spawn] – ⚡2; Exhaust a card in your hand
[Greedy Spawn] Cost 1⚡ – 🃏+2; -2🔷
[Knawing Spawn] – Piercing ⚔️1
[Spreading Spawn] – Splash ⚔️1
[Rot Spawn] Cost 1🔷 – Target -4🛡️ 🃏-1
[Supersize Spawn] Cost 1⚡ – ⚔️3 Destroy a random ally glyph
[Mind Spawn] Cost 1🔷 – 🃏-3; Deck Cycle: 🃏+3
[Burst Spawn] Cost 1🔷 – Spend all your 🔷 gain that much 💜
Bog Witch
Stroke the cat: [Honey’d Scent] – Target ally glyph ⏳3
Investigate the dolls: [Dubious Doll] – Take 1⚔️: boss suffers -2💜 or -3🛡️
Book of Whispers
[Alari Horror] -Whenever a Minion is destroyed:1❤️
Call forth the ‘Vixen’: [Nu’ru Elexis] Cost 1⚡ – Summon Elexis Horror ally glyph or❤️3
[Elexis Horror] – Whenever a Minion is destroyed:1⚔️ to boss
Call forth the ‘Temptress’: [Nu’ru Vitan] Cost 1⚡ – Summon Vitan Horror ally glyph or ❤️3
[Vitan Horror] – Whenever a Minion is destroyed: 1🔷
Cattery
Frolick with the Catgirls: [Catnip] – Summon a random Kitty ally glyph;
[Caramel kitty] Glyph 4 – Deck cycle: Gain a Nya card to your hand;
[Nya] Cost 1⚡ – Destroy: ⚡1 🃏+1}
[Chocolate kitty] Glyph 3 – Auto: 🛡️2
[Magical kitty] Glyph 3 – Spell cost 🔷2 less
[Milky kitty] Glyph 3 – Auto: Gain: A milk card to your hand.
[Spicy kitty] Glyph 3 – Auto: boss takes ⚔️2
(These cards are noticeably better than the Kittys in Ashka Forest deck and despite that deck being buffed I was still only able to beat the gauntlet with her by getting rid of the kitty cards; which is a shame because I like the idea of that deck a lot. I think that they should just port these cards into Ashka base forest deck.)
(Side note: In the card for Chocolate kitty her boobs are noticeably smaller than Milky kitty but in the stripper pole art they’re around the same size.)
(Sider note: Frolick isn’t the traditional spelling of frolic, but it could be a cat pun)
Assert dominance over the Catgirls: [Feral Instinct] Cost 1⚡ – Revival 2 Kitty ally glyphs and Summon one of them;
[Caramel kitty] Glyph 4 – Deck cycle: Gain a Nya card to your hand;
[Nya] Cost 1⚡ – Destroy: ⚡1 🃏+1
[Chocolate kitty] Glyph 3 – Auto: 🛡️2
[Magical kitty] Glyph 3 – Spell cost 🔷2 less
[Milky kitty] Glyph 3 – Auto: Gain: A milk card to your hand.
[Spicy kitty] Glyph 3 – Auto: boss takes ⚔️2
Crypt of Degeneracy
Drink the liquid: [Drink Deep] – Exhaust: 🃏+3 or ❤️3
Inspect the goat girl: [Mortal Blasphemy] – -5💜 Destroy a minion
Dark Egg
[Warm Hex Egg] Glyph 10 – Countdown: Summon: Imprinted Hexbeast; Deck cycle: -1⏳
[Imprinted Hexbeast] – Deck cycle: 🃏+2
Crush the egg: [Strong Essence] – Exhaust 🔷3💜3
Place the egg inside herself: [Oviposition] Cost 2🔷 – Gain a random Spawn card to your hand;
[Hungry Spawn] – ⚡2; Exhaust a card in your hand
[Greedy Spawn] Cost 1⚡ – 🃏+2; -2🔷
[Knawing Spawn] – Piercing ⚔️1
[Spreading Spawn] – Splash ⚔️1
[Rot Spawn] Cost 1🔷 – Target -4🛡️ 🃏-1
[Supersize Spawn] Cost 1⚡ – ⚔️3 Destroy a random ally glyph
[Mind Spawn] Cost 1🔷 – 🃏-3; Deck cycle 🃏+3
[Burst Spawn] Cost 1🔷 – Spend all your 🔷 gain that much 💜
Fairy’s Delight
(Unlike the Temptation cards, after you promote this card it does not increase the downside meaning it becomes 🔷2 🃏-1;Promote after promotion instead of 🔷2 🃏-2;Promote)
Attempt to ♥♥♥♥ a Fairy: [Living Condom] Cost 1⚡ – Exhaust: 💜6
Iron Maiden
Enter the iron maiden: [Monstrous Ritual] – Exhaust: Summon: Tentacle Voyeur ally glyph or 💜4
[Tentacle Voyeur] – Deck cycle: 🃏+1
Shove the helpless girl into the iron maiden: [Evoke Imp] – Summon: Haze Imp
[Haze Imp] glyph 3 – Auto: you take 1⚔️; Deck cycle: Gain: A soul gem card to your hand.
Lone Pumpkin
♥♥♥♥ him: [Living Onahole] – -2💜: ❤️2 or 🃏+2
Search the field: [Tendril Tangle] Cost 1⚡ – Summon Wriggling Tentacle;
[Wriggling Tentacle] Glyph 5 – Hand Size -1; Auto: 💜3
Magical Girl Royal
Glory to the Overfiend! Defeat Bright Heart, the Justice Magical Girl: [Objectification] Cost 3🔷 – Destroy: a minion Gain: an Icon of sin card;
[Icon of Sin] Cost 1⚡ – Destroy: 2
(The Girl in ‘Magical Girl’ is capitalized here but it is not capitalized in ‘Dark Magical girl’. Does this mean that Justice Magical Girl is a title, while Akame is just a Dark Magical person who is a girl or is this a typo you decide!)
(Side note: If Justice Magical Girl is a title does that mean it is a profession. Like is there a whole organization of Justice Magical Girls?)
(Sider note: The Overlord could be a cool character to see again, maybe he could be like a patriarch who’s against any homosexual relationships. This would add more interesting context to the yuri outcome.)
For your own glory! Defeat them both!: [Yurification Destroy] – a minion gain a French Kiss card; ⚔️1
Mirror of Desire
To have the largest Breasts: [Overload] – 🔷1 Promote:
To be the largest: [Hand Relief] Cost 1🔷 – Summon Onani glyph;
[Onani] glyph 3 – Auto: 💜3; Countdown: -10💜
Rescue the Angel: [Angel’s Mercy] – ❤️1;Promote
Watch the show: [Voyeuristic Gaze] – Summon: Gazer glyph;
[Gazer] glyph 3 – Deck cycle: 🛡️2
Pool of Sacred Tears
Kneel down and receive their loads: [Choir of Angels] – Summon: a random Choir Angel glyph
[Coir Alto] Glyph 3 – Hand Size +1
[Coir Mezzo] Glyph 3 – Auto: 🔷2
[Coir Soprano] Glyph 4 – Deck Cycle: 🔷3
Collect their essence: [Drink Deep] – Exhaust: 🃏+3 or ❤️3
Summoning Circle
[Dark Entire] – Auto: -2🃏 Deal ⚔️2 to adjacent minions
Inspect the bound woman: [Flesh Pit] – Exhaust: Summon: Tentacle Tomb or ❤️3
[Tentacle Tomb] – Hand size 🃏-1; Auto: 💜3
Inspect the bodies: [Masochist Grimoire] Cost 3🔷 – Reveal 3 Nox spell cards and Gain: one of them;
[Nox Aegrus] Cost 1🔷 – Target -4🛡️
[Nox Bio] Cost 1🔷 – Deck cycle: ❤️2
[Nox Caelum] Cost 1🔷 – ⚔️2 piercing:
[Nox Defungo] Cost 1🔷 – Destroy a random minion
[Nox Exitium] Cost 1🔷 – ⚔️1 to all minions
[Nox Furor] Cost 1🔷 – ⚔️1 promote:
[Nox Gero] Cost 1🔷 – 🃏+2
[Nox Imperium] Cost 1🔷 – Target glyph gains ⏳2 or target glyph losses -2⏳
[Nox Letitia] Cost 1🔷 – 3🛡️
The Grimoires
(There’s a typo in the second sentence of the second paragraph it says her sensibility increases instead of her sensitivity; unless common sense makes the edge lord’s really horny)
Read the Boobinomicon: [Gigamilk] – 🃏+2;🃏-1/ or Gain a cream card;
[Cream] Destroy: 🔷4 or ❤️2 💜3
(The image used for this event is the one where Deathgrip has a larger peins and not the one where Deathgrip has larger breasts. I don’t know if this is a mistake because her breasts return to normal at the end)
Gaze into the void: [Ad Infinatum] – Spend all your 🔷; Deal that much
The Virgin Paladin
[Coir Alto] Glyph 3 – Hand Size +1
[Coir Mezzo] Glyph 3 – Auto: 🔷2
[Coir Soprano] Glyph 4 – Deck Cycle: 🔷3
(Keep in mind that [Coir Soprano] is only better than [Coir Mezzo] if you can Cycle your deck 3 times in 4 turns. Which means you would have to draw around 15 cards a turn. The only deck I can see this happening is a Deathgrip that got really good RNG in the gauntlet. The problem is, if you are building this kind of deck you want to have as few cost cards as possible so you can more easily cycle you deck, and getting 3 extra 🔷 in a very specific situation isn’t worth adding another cost card. So yeah you should only ever summon [Coir Alto] or [Coir Mezzo].)
Anoint her vagina: [Noble Corruption] Cost 1⚡ – Summon: a random Phallus Duchy ally glyph;
{[Phallus Knight] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️5 to boss; Countdown: Gain Lord of Phallus card;
[Lord of Phallus] Cost 1⚡ – Destroy Summon Phallus Lord;
[Phallus Lord] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️3 to boss; Countdown: Deal ⚔️10 to boss.}
(So this card randomly summons from three different cards, except two if those cards summon a different monster from those three monsters. (ex:[Phallus Knight] → [Phallus Lord]; [Phallus Squire] → [Phallus Knight] → [Phallus Lord]) Are they planning on adding more or is this just how it is?)
[Phallus Lord] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️3 to boss; Countdown: Deal ⚔️10 to boss.
([Phallus Squire] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️3 to boss; Countdown: Gain Knight of Phallus card;
[Phallus Knight] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️5 to boss; Countdown: Gain Lord of Phallus card;}
Ask for a ‘kiss of Peace: [Tainted Virtue] Cost 1⚡ – Exhaust: Summon: two Phallus Squire ally glyphs;
[Phallus Squire] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️3 to boss; Countdown: Gain Knight of Phallus card;
[Phallus Knight] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️5 to boss; Countdown: Gain Lord of Phallus card;
[Phallus Lord] Glyph 3 – Warcry: Deal ⚔️3 to boss; Countdown: Deal ⚔️10 to boss.
Wolf’s Lair
[Alpha wolf] Glyph 5 – Auto:Boss takes ⚔️3; Deck cycle: This card losses ⏳1
(This card says you summon ‘Wolf ally glyph’ despite the glyph name being ‘Alpha wolf’. In Edge lords, it’s not uncommon for a summon card to name the archetype a card is part of, instead of the card it summons specifically. I don’t think this is a typo but it’s something to note.)
Submit to the wolfgirls: [Alpha Submisition] Cost 1⚡- Summon Omega Wolf ally glyph;
[Omega Wolf] glyph 4 – Auto: 💜3 Deck cycle: -1⏳
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