Monster Prom 2 Monster Camp: Campfire Events Guide

You’re not a war paint expert…

• TONS OF BLOOD – Dahlia
• A LEGENDARY LIMITED EDITION PRESTIGE BATTLE SKIN – Aaravi

You need to settle this argument: are they murder plans or not?

• Hex, I’ll give you my last everything bagel – Damien
• Chill, Damien, what’s a little murder between friends? – Aaravi

Murder plans

• Aaravi, here you wrote, “I hope to one day have Damien’s heart!” – Damien
• These aren’t plots to murder YOU, Damien; the’re plots to murder ME! – Aaravi

This has been going on for almost half an hour.

• Let’s start at the beginner level of not holding a grudge – Aaravi
• Damien, don’t let Aaravi boss you around! – Damien

Intervene before someone’s feelings get hurt!

• Ever heard of slam poetry? – Aaravi
• Aaravi, you haven’t even been writing poems – Milo

poems 2

• Poets don’t tend to be traditionnal winners – Milo
• There’s a clear winner here – Aaravi

You two are totally biased!

• Nature has seasons. – Joy
• Life is like an arcade game. – Aaravi

Whoever the main character is, you’re sure of one thing: it’s not you.

• Something this heavy – Joy
• According to D&D Beyond, – Aaravi

You know exactly what this argument needs: your unsollicited opinion.

• A team structure allows for zany subplots. – Joy
• Going solo means you can keep all those sweet experience points – Aaravi

Hmm, besides the whole

• You can be the backup memory – Calculester
• You can analyse the country’s weaknesses – Dahlia

Ooh! Ooh! You know what it is!

• That’s because that “photograph” is clearly a crayon drawing Damien did. – Calculester
• Every animal would be using guns if they had opposable thumbs – Damien

These two are definitely not going to see eye-to-eye on matters of fire… “research”

• Damien is preventing crime! – Damien
• Get some layers, my dude. – Calculester

What’s the best way for Calculester and Milo to improve the campfire?

• Replace the fire with a giant scented candle – Milo
• Instead of burning useless firewood – Calculester

Wine

• Wine tasting isn’t about TASTE – Milo
• It’s okay, Cal! – Calculester

…and also resisting the urge to just put exclusively “69” and “420” in alternating boxes.

• ♥♥♥♥ all the other numbers — 0s and 1s all the way, baby! – Calculester
• ♥♥♥♥ ALL the numbers — fill in the squares with glyphs – Joy

Well THAT logic doesn’t add up completely

• You’re right, Calculester – Calculester
• Hey Joy! – Joy

Time to pick a side!

• THE INQUISITION. – Calculester
• I GOT YOUR NOSE! – Joy

You’re not a war paint expert…

• TONS OF BLOOD – Dahlia
• A LEGENDARY LIMITED EDITION PRESTIGE BATTLE SKIN – Aaravi

Hmm, besides the whole

• You can be the backup memory – Calculester
• You can analyse the country’s weaknesses – Dahlia

Who’s the VP of Ventagram?

• A good Vice President can carry the band through rough times. – Dahlia
• Joy is clearly in a screamo band to release anger. – Damien

Better give them solid criteria to prove who’s Scott’s BFF

• We all love Scott’s cheeriness, – Dahlia
• Scott needs a friend with a vicious cockatrice – Damien

Aw. These are actually some pretty cute and for once non-threatening negociations.

• Dahlia is the KonMari queen. – Dahlia
• The ancient Dukedom of Drodga’ar – Damien

Not only are these two not on the same page…

• Dahlia’s most mysterious and alluring trait is… the silent H in her name. – Milo
• DAHLIA’S BRAND IS INTENSITY. – Dahlia

Oh gosh. Dahlia does NOT seem to be absorbing Milo’s social media finesse.

• Upload a video of you decimating the population – Dahlia
• Show people you have changed by writing a nice poem – Milo

You know she’s not gonna drop this until she gets a satisfactory answer…

• You can be a Coven sleeper agent – Joy
• Coven’s last season was too grim. – Dahlia

There’s no way this argument is going to end anytime soon.

• Only 3 witches can form the Coven – Dahlia
• you must spend 30 years as a hermit – Joy

Suggest a coven improvement

• Triple-Goddess – Joy
• 80% more anime – Dahlia

You need to settle this argument: are they murder plans or not?

• Hex, I’ll give you my last everything bagel – Damien
• Chill, Damien, what’s a little murder between friends? – Aaravi

Murder plans

• Aaravi, here you wrote, “I hope to one day have Damien’s heart!” – Damien
• These aren’t plots to murder YOU, Damien; the’re plots to murder ME! – Aaravi

This has been going on for almost half an hour.

• Let’s start at the beginner level of not holding a grudge – Aaravi
• Damien, don’t let Aaravi boss you around! – Damien

Who’s the VP of Ventagram?

• A good Vice President can carry the band through rough times. – Dahlia
• Joy is clearly in a screamo band to release anger. – Damien

Better give them solid criteria to prove who’s Scott’s BFF

• We all love Scott’s cheeriness, – Dahlia
• Scott needs a friend with a vicious cockatrice – Damien

Aw. These are actually some pretty cute and for once non-threatening negociations.

• Dahlia is the KonMari queen. – Dahlia
• The ancient Dukedom of Drodga’ar – Damien

Maybe now is the time for you to offer one of your patented unsolicited ideas on how to boost Damien’s channel!

• You should just take inspiration for your brand from a more successful brand… – Milo
• You want a brand that spells “metal”? – Damien

Ooh! You love brainstorming and interfering in other people’s lives!

• Crimes, arson, and make-up – Damien
• After summer camp, get ready for the ultimate evolution… – Milo

Oooh, nice one, Damien.

• Why should Damien write a poem… – Damien
• What’s that, Damien? Can’t rise to Milo’s challenge? – Milo

Thank goodness you’re here to give the PERFECT brand name to impress the cutie of your choice!

• Damien’s Daring Dash of Depth… – Milo
• FACEBLOOD. – Damien

prompt

• There is no villain more dangerous than damien – Damien
• It doesn’t matter how villainous Damien is – Joy

Hoo boy. You’re never gonna pioneer the Jalapens’more at this rate.

• If you let Damien hold it, he’ll probably just set it on fire and destroy it… – Damien
• Damien, leave Joy alone. – Joy

Okay, the real evil here is campmates fighting with each other.

• Damien is a prince, and everyone knows monarchies are bad – Damien
• All good villains are either orphans or have terrible parents. – Joy

Oof. You better step in before this gets ugly(er than it already is).

• But Jooooooy! – Damien
• Damien, nothing is more magical than respecting your friend’s boundaries. – Joy

Intervene before someone’s feelings get hurt!

• Ever heard of slam poetry? – Aaravi
• Aaravi, you haven’t even been writing poems – Milo

poems 2

• Poets don’t tend to be traditionnal winners – Milo
• There’s a clear winner here – Aaravi

Prompt

What’s the best way for Calculester and Milo to improve the campfire?

• Replace the fire with a giant scented candle – Milo
• Instead of burning useless firewood – Calculester

prompt

• Wine tasting isn’t about TASTE – Milo
• It’s okay, Cal! – Calculester

Prompt

Not only are these two not on the same page…

• Dahlia’s most mysterious and alluring trait is… the silent H in her name. – Milo
• DAHLIA’S BRAND IS INTENSITY. – Dahlia

Oh gosh. Dahlia does NOT seem to be absorbing Milo’s social media finesse.

• Upload a video of you decimating the population – Dahlia
• Show people you have changed by writing a nice poem – Milo

Maybe now is the time for you to offer one of your patented unsolicited ideas on how to boost Damien’s channel!

• You should just take inspiration for your brand from a more successful brand… – Milo
• You want a brand that spells “metal”? – Damien

Ooh! You love brainstorming and interfering in other people’s lives!

• Crimes, arson, and make-up – Damien
• After summer camp, get ready for the ultimate evolution… – Milo

Oooh, nice one, Damien.

• Why should Damien write a poem… – Damien
• What’s that, Damien? Can’t rise to Milo’s challenge? – Milo

Thank goodness you’re here to give the PERFECT brand name to impress the cutie of your choice!

• Damien’s Daring Dash of Depth… – Milo
• FACEBLOOD. – Damien

What brand should Joy adopt for the next season?

• “Relaxed and Left-Alone-by-Milo” Joy – Joy
• “Exhuberant Salsa Champion” Joy – Milo

Clearly one of your friends is in the right here

• raise Rabbaroo’s spirit – Joy
• Patreon – Milo

Yeowch. You should probably step in

• Convince Milo this quiz is part of an evil plot – Joy
• Teach Joy the importance of self-acceptance – Milo

You two are totally biased!

• Nature has seasons. – Joy
• Life is like an arcade game. – Aaravi

Whoever the main character is, you’re sure of one thing: it’s not you.

• Something this heavy – Joy
• According to D&D Beyond, – Aaravi

You know exactly what this argument needs: your unsollicited opinion.

• A team structure allows for zany subplots. – Joy
• Going solo means you can keep all those sweet experience points – Aaravi

…and also resisting the urge to just put exclusively “69” and “420” in alternating boxes.

• ♥♥♥♥ all the other numbers — 0s and 1s all the way, baby! – Calculester
• ♥♥♥♥ ALL the numbers — fill in the squares with glyphs – Joy

Well THAT logic doesn’t add up completely

• You’re right, Calculester – Calculester
• Hey Joy! – Joy

Time to pick a side!

• THE INQUISITION. – Calculester
• I GOT YOUR NOSE! – Joy

You know she’s not gonna drop this until she gets a satisfactory answer…

• You can be a Coven sleeper agent – Joy
• Coven’s last season was too grim. – Dahlia

There’s no way this argument is going to end anytime soon.

• Only 3 witches can form the Coven – Dahlia
• you must spend 30 years as a hermit – Joy

Suggest a coven improvement

• Triple-Goddess – Joy
• 80% more anime – Dahlia

prompt

• There is no villain more dangerous than damien – Damien
• It doesn’t matter how villainous Damien is – Joy

Hoo boy. You’re never gonna pioneer the Jalapens’more at this rate.

• If you let Damien hold it, he’ll probably just set it on fire and destroy it… – Damien
• Damien, leave Joy alone. – Joy

Okay, the real evil here is campmates fighting with each other.

• Damien is a prince, and everyone knows monarchies are bad – Damien
• All good villains are either orphans or have terrible parents. – Joy

Oof. You better step in before this gets ugly(er than it already is).

• But Jooooooy! – Damien
• Damien, nothing is more magical than respecting your friend’s boundaries. – Joy

What brand should Joy adopt for the next season?

• “Relaxed and Left-Alone-by-Milo” Joy – Joy
• “Exhuberant Salsa Champion” Joy – Milo

Clearly one of your friends is in the right here

• raise Rabbaroo’s spirit – Joy
• Patreon – Milo

Yeowch. You should probably step in

• Convince Milo this quiz is part of an evil plot – Joy
• Teach Joy the importance of self-acceptance – Milo

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