Leisure Suit Larry Wet Dreams Don’t Dry: 100% Achievements Guide

“Complete the quiz.”
The quiz in question is at the very start when you select to start a new game. When you start a new game, select “Old enough to play the game”, then “Let’s Go”, then answer the random questions correctly to unlock this achievement.

If you need help answering them, just Google the question prior to answering.

“Pretend you are working.”
This achievement is missable.
Any any time during any playthrough, just hit “Ctrl+B to open up a “work screen” and unlock this achievement. Easy stuff!

“Lefty can tell a lot of “interesting” things.”
This achievement is missable.
In the beginning of the game, at some point go up to Lefty and ask “What else can you tell me about this new world?” over and over again until he tells you that he’s told you everything you need to know. Once you do, this achievement will unlock.

Try to cheat when distributing the posters.
This achievement is missable.
When you unlock the Lounge du Lézard and talk to Lemma about her concert, you’ll give you a stack of posters to put up around the city. Before you put them all up, head over to Lefty’s Bar and try putting them in the trashcan. While it doesn’t work, you will get this achievement. Now get to work, slacker!

Note: You can do this achievement up until putting the last poster up. It will unlock with a full stack of posters, a single poster left or any number in between.

“Find Dildo.”
This achievement is missable.
Once you open up the ability to travel to to the Leisure Suite, head inside and look up towards the top of the shelf in the middle of the room. Click on everyone’s favorite Dildo to unlock this achievement.

“Try to trim some beards.”
This achievement is missable.
First, you’ll need the garden sheers from Erin’s room above Lefty’s bar.

You can’t take them out of her room until she moves out, which she does during normal gameplay and doesn’t require any special tricks to get her to do so.

Once you obtain the sheers, head over to the Lounge du Lézard and try to use it on either of the workers, Atticus or Everitt.

Sadly, Larry will tell you that it isn’t a “very good idea”, but as a consolation prize, you’ll earn this achievement. Do note that using the sheers on the bush outside of Lefty’s bar has no affect on this achievement.

“Choose the dice at the wrong moment.”
This achievement is missable.
Once you obtain Tuck’s hand mirror with the directions on it, head over to the right-most washing machine in Lefty’s back room. You cannot successfully navigate the tunnel before unlocking this achievement. Once you navigate it once, it will automatically take you ever other time.

As you travel through the tunnel, you’ll come to a part that mentions a troll. Select the option “Take the die and try to sneak past the troll.” to unlock this achievement. Once unlocked, it is safe to go the correct route.

“Try to refund the game.”
This achievement is missable.
During the course of your gameplay, you’ll find a dildo that smells like cheese (don’t ask), an unused condom and an empty toilet paper roll. Combine the dildo with the condom and toilet paper roll and use it on the rat to the right of Hell’s Pawn.

When prompted, select to refund the game to unlock this achievement.

“You have to be diplomatic with lawyers.”
This achievement is missable.
First, you’ll unlock the achievement Busted, which isn’t missable, as it is story driven, then you’ll meet Anu and she’ll start listing off Larry’s charges. For every one, answer as “It was dark and I’d been drinking!”. Do this every time. On the final answer, you can choose “It was dark, and…okay, I’ll admit to that.”

“Help the game to pass the Bechdel Test.”
This achievement is missable.
When you finally get to the VIP area with Erin and Lemma, before the Dark Room area, introduce Erin to Lemma and when the two start talking to one another, make sure to always select “…” as your response (or lack thereof). Once the two go into the Dark Room, you’ll unlock this achievement.

One of these achievements are missable.
“Try to find D*ck in the darkness.” & “Try to find Erin and Lemma in the darkness.”
Before you enter the Dark Room, save it or have a save near this point to go back to. When you’re in the room, you’ll be prompted to several options throughout the scene.

At the end, you’ll have an option to pick the girls or D*ck. Choose the left for the girls, choose right for D*ck. You can only do one, so once you unlock the first one, reload it to obtain the second achievement.

“Meet Lefty outside his bar.”
This achievement is missable.
Once you have access to the Dark Room, head inside. You’ll be given numerous prompts, so go slowly through them and make sure to click on the “Strangely Familiar Silhouette” option when the option comes up; it only comes up a single time.

Once you do, you’ll be awarded this achievement.

“Watch the credits to the end.”
This achievement is missable.
Once you complete the game, let the credits roll until the end to unlock this achievement.

These achievements cannot be missed and are unlocked as you play through the main story of the game. Do note, there are no achievements for the epilogue.

“Start a new game.”
This is unlocked when you start a new game for the first time.

“Larry in the 21st century!”
You will unlock this when you enter Lefty’s for the first time.

“Get your first very own PiPhone.”
You will unlock this when you exchange the voucher with Finley at the Prune Store and gain a PiPhone.

“Use the Barbarian Brew leftovers.”
You will unlock this when you combine the Barbarian Brew leftovers with some gluten-free bread and feed it to the pigeon at Pier 69.

“Date Erin.”
You will unlock this when you get Erin a gig at Hell’s Pawn and give her the rare book from Salon du Lezard.

“Date D*ck.”
You will unlock this when you provide D*ck with a cardboard panorama so he can take photographs.

“Date Lemma.”
You will unlock this when you hang up Lemma’s posters, recover her stolen guitar, and give her the e-piece pipe to provide smoke for her show.

“End up where Larry belongs.”
You will unlock this soon after your escapades in Hell’s Pawn’s Dark Room, when you end up in prison. You will work on Dark and drunk! immediately following this trophy.

“Help Lance”
You will unlock this when ♥♥♥♥ and Lance successfully get married at the Fair.

“Help Diana”
You will unlock this after hooking up with Diana at the apartment above Lefty’s.

“Date Nari.”
You will unlock this when you hook up with Nari in the apartment above Lefty’s, after providing her with a disco ball and a unicorn costume.

“Date Anu.”
You will unlock this after hooking up with Anu in the penthouse at Prune HQ.

“Meet the president.”
You will unlock this as OG (pixalated) Larry, after leaving Lefty’s bathroom and going through the cutscene in the Oval Office.

Have fun with the “Time-Killing-Machine”.
You will unlock this when you piece together the sex doll on the boat, inflate it in the barrel, and have some fun with it.

“Fulfill the prophecy.”
You will unlock this in Cancum, after eating the cactus given to you by the man at the Wall.

Learn something about Larry’s subconsciousness.
You will unlock this after “dying” while locked up at the Villa (once the hallucination ends).

Complete the game.
You will unlock this after the credits, whether you skip them or not. Just don’t skip the credits, because you need to let them roll for another achievement that is missable.