Cookie Clicker: New Achievements List (v.2.048 Update)

Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It’s big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there’s an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of ‘imagination’ and ‘engineering’
Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don’t think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses
Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas.

It’s grown on you
Have 650 farms.

Don’t let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum
Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines.

What’s the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program
Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles
Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion
Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain’t that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half
Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it’s old outside
Click one of Santa’s helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I’ll rest when I’m dead
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.