Booty Calls: Character Guide for Fanny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A smaller bee comes looking for me, wanting to take me back to the hive. What do you do?

• I’ll tell them I have seen you, but that you were accepted into a larger, more aggressive hive somewhere to the west.

Do you enjoy being outdoors?

• I’m not a huge nature enthusiast or anything but sometimes I love watching the animals and insects, walking or lying under trees, smelling and seeing pretty flowers.

Do you ever wish you were born as someone or something else?

• Occasionally. I think most people do at least sometimes. Don’t you?

Do you like honey?

• Yes. It’s really good in certain foods and candy and sometimes occasionally just on its own.

Do you like pain with your ♥♥♥?

• A little pain can be stimulating if consensual and done right, but too much pain is a turnoff.

Do you prefer a house or an apartment?

• If it’s just me, an apartment is fine. If I were to ever settle down I would probably want a house though.

Do you want children?

• I think I would like one or two eventually if I could find the right girl to raise them with.

Does my stinger terrify you?

• I would be lying if I said it didn’t concern me at all, but I would hardly say it terrifies me. It’s just part of who you are.

How do you feel about having other sexual partners?

• A good number of diverse partners is always important. How else can you determine your sexual preferences or have a healthy family?

How do you stand being confined to the ground?

• I’m just used to it. I’ll admit though, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have wings.

I wish to disguise myself as a human. How do you help me accomplish it?

• Hmm. I make you look like a hiker with a wide-brimmed straw hat hiding your antennae, a long thin coat, and a bee-themed backpack to disguise your stinger.

If I ever injured one of my wings, what would you do?

• Try to find someone who could fix it. Barring that, I would splint it as best I can and try and take care of you. Maybe ask a trusted worker for help.

If I were to lay my head in your lap right now, what would you do?

• Pretend I didn’t notice but keep an eye out for threats. Maybe also brush the hair out of your eyes or gently cover you with a jacket.

Is there a particular outfit you would like to see me in?

• A sexy striped bodysuit and striped fishnets or stockings and boots with 6″ spiked heels. I think you would look incredibly sexy in that.

I’ve heard red is the color of passion, but I am unable to see red. Would you say I am missing out?

• Probably not any more than I am missing out by not being able to see the ultraviolet colors you can.

I’ve probably asked this before, but do you think I ack like a monster?

• No. I think you act like a very damaged person who’s been traumatized. While it makes you a little dangerous, it doesn’t make you a monster or in any way less sexy.

Look, dude, I have a serious question. If I told you I don’t hate you as much as I act like I do, could you not make a big deal of it?

• Only if you agree not to make a big deal of the fact I like you a little bit too, Fanny. Not only are you hot and sexy, but you do have a sweet side, even if you keep it hidden.

Would you consider me a monster?

• Only if I go by what dictionary says. Otherwise, you’re just a sexy girl who happens to have wings and a stinger.

What kind of females do you like?

• I like a wide variety of females. I don’t really have a “type.” But they all must have a personality. Bland girls are a turn off.

What type of date do you most enjoy?

• A nice walk in the park or on the beach enjoying the flowers, followed by a nice meal, and then some great sex all night long, either outdoors if possible or all around home if not.

What would you do if I told you I needed a hug right now?

• I would ask you if you’re okay and give you the tightest hug I could without hurting you.

Which is more important to you: the company you work for or your family?

• I value family more. Who else is there to support your interests and protect you when no one else will?

Why do I have breasts even though I’m an insect?

• I would assume it has to do with you having some human DNA or something, but I really don’t know. Do they actually produce anything?